Asshole Pawn Brokers

Asshole Pawn Brokers (called "The Asshole Pawn Broker That Rips People Off" by SpaceGodzilla) was a television series within ProjectGodzilla. It was a parody of Pawn Stars and its various spinoffs, including Cajun Pawn Stars.

Episode 1
The television show was featured in the episode as a "show within the show". The show's premise has pawn broker Moe purchase and sell various items, ripping his customers off in various ways.

During one episode, Moe meets with Lord Zedd, with the latter attempting to sell a PlayStation 2 to the former. Zedd requests a decent amount for the gaming console, with Moe's counter offer being a mere $5. Outraged, the alien leaves the shop.

Later, an Astro Boy plush brings in the corpse of General Grievous to the broker. The plush attempts to bargain, asking $5 for the body, but Moe decides to give him a container full of peanuts instead. Somehow pleased, Astro Boy leaves with said peanuts.

Moe discusses with Robotnik regarding what to do with the General's body, thinking he can sell the body for scrap metal and get $20 off of it. He then later sells an average everyday toaster to two hamsters for "the astronomical price of $54".

Predator then walks in, offering to buy Grievous's body for $100 in loose change. Excited, Moe throws the alien and his recently acquired corpse out of his shop while taking the coin jar greedily.

After a while, Lord Zedd returns with an Amazon Kindle that was flat-out given to him. When a peculiar alarm sound, Lord Zedd instantly runs out before the pawn shop blows up, on the TV, the SMPTE color bars are pulled up, with an announcer regretting to inform everyone of the cancellation of Asshole Pawn Brokers.